is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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