yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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