half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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