shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize