Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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