it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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