you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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