the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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