I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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