**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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