They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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