Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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