Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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