i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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