just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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