The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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