Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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