belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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