its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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