I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
