FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
