yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Randomize
