i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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