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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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