I'm gonna have a badass scar
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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