he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Shame is for Republicans.
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