I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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