I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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