ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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