Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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