I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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