I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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