But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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