i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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