Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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