The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Buhtt sex?
i love accidental penises.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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