Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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