I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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