Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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