Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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