At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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