I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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