I will die if light touches me.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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