If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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