I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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