What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Are we still banned from the library?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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