he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
im holly from the hills drunk
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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