I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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