Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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