I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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