what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I understand Curling. That high.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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