her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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