I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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